Showing posts with label 7/10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 7/10. Show all posts

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Die Hard (1988)



Bruce Willis fights some vaguely European thugs and things explode.

There are times that I long for the 1980's and those times are usually while I'm watching 80's action movies. I haven't been able to put my finger on why the actions films from this decade are as good as they are, but the truth is that, more than 20 years later, filmmakers are still trying to recapture this success. Despite all the advances in movie making technology no one has been able to recreate Die Hard. It's not that Die Hard is the best movie ever made, far from it, but it is a great way to spend a couple hours.

Simply put, Die Hard is the story of an average guy trying to make things right with his estranged wife. There's also a bunch of German terrorists holding her hostage at the office Christmas party. It's up to Officer John McClane, played by Bruce Willis, to handle the hostage situation in the most American fashion possible; by single-handedly taking out every stinking Kraut he sees. The terrorists, led by the diabolical Hans Gruber, played by Alan Rickman in his feature film debut, are really just out for some quick cash and it's up to McClane to save the day. Needless to say, things explode and strikingly tall, blonde Germans get pumped full of lead. Directed by John McTiernan, who also gave us the joyful 1980's action experience that is Predator, Die Hard was a runaway success spawning multiple sequels and it was nominated for four Academy Awards. The movie continues to endure as a pop-culture sensation which is probably the reason it landed itself on the 1001 Movies to See Before You Die list.

It's hard to argue with Die Hard from a basic filmmaking standpoint. The writing is decent enough for an action film. Combined with Willis' solid performance, the writing keeps the film from being too dark. The lighter moments, mostly the ones where Willis makes wise-cracks to himself, are where Die Hard really shines and the biggest reason why the film is still a crowd-pleaser. In addition to the solid balance of humor and violence, the writing is perfectly efficient. There is very little superfluous dialogue and some of the character back-story actually pays off in really meaningful ways. There are quite a few moments of lunacy where suspension of disbelief is essential to the continued enjoyment of the movie, but that's something that most action movie fans are accustomed to. In fact, these ludicrous moments are some of the movie's best sequences. Really, the only complaint I have with the film is the underdevelopment of it's villains. Hans Gruber is played fantastically by Rickman, but his motivations are muddled and he lacks any real depth other than being wonderfully maniacal. He's a really excellent Disney villain in movie that probably demands a little more depth from it's antagonist.

Die Hard doesn't really belong on a list of the greatest movies ever made, but it does certainly belong on the 1001 Movies to See Before You Die list. It's one of the best 80's action movies, it continues to permeate pop culture and it influenced most every action movie made after it's release. Ultimately, Die Hard is a well crafted and exciting way to spend two hours even if it's a simple experience at it's core. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

7/10

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Beetlejuice (1988)


Being dead doesn't seem half bad.

7/10

Cinema Paradiso (1988)


Italians really dig movies.

7/10

Monday, July 11, 2011

X-Men: First Class (2011)


I'm not comfortable with Charles Xavier getting laid.

7/10

Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Thing (1982)


Apparently, the qualifications for being an antarctic scientist are that you like to wander off alone and smoke copious amounts of weed.

7/10

Friday, March 25, 2011

The Terminator (1984)


Fuck the space time continuum.

7/10

Monday, March 7, 2011

127 Hours (2010)


He never pooped.


7/10

Friday, March 4, 2011

Wall Street (1987)


Nothing in the 80's was cool.

7/10

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Broken Blossoms (1919)


All you need to do to look Asian is to squint and smoke a lot of opium.

7/10

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Cool Hand Luke (1967)


Two hours of sweaty, shirtless men and 3 minutes of women.

7/10

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)


Who hasn't done something wacky to help their lover get a sex change operation?

7/10

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Delicatessen (1991)


The French really will eat anything.

7/10

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Casino (1995)


The little guy is mean.

7/10

Friday, January 14, 2011

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)


If you con a con-man in France, does anyone watch it?

7/10

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)


The faster people talk, the more annoying they become.

7/10

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Transamerica (2005)


When trannies travel, hilarity ensues.


7/10

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Barton Fink (1991)


At least he got laid.


7/10

Let the Right One In (2008)


Can I say she's hot if she only looks like a pre-pubescent girl?

7/10

Friday, December 10, 2010

Roshomon (1950)


They're all just hiding the threesome gone horribly awry.

7/10

Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)


Limey's spend three hours building a bridge and then it gets blown up.

7/10