The Predictability of Stupidity: Movie Reviews

So that's where babies come from. Let's pretend that it's early 1982. Three years ago, Ridley Scott's Alien became ...

Despite everyone's best efforts, you can't totally ruin Indiana Jones. Let's try and remember 2008. It was almost May, ...

These are real people? 6/10

Jack Nicholson goes nuts again. I'd love nothing more than to stir the pot by giving one of the few movies to ever win the Academy Awa...

Bruce Willis fights some vaguely European thugs and things explode. There are times that I long for the 1980's and those times are us...

Well that was awkward. 8/10

That's quite a cock. 5/10

Being immortal would be awesome, unless you had to deal with these bitches. 5/10