The Terminator (1984)

Fuck the space time continuum.

7/10

Billy Elliot (2000)

There's something queer happening here.

5/10

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)

Definitely the most complicated animated movie about owls out there.

4/10

Robocop (1987)

I think Detroit's future looks pretty bright.

4/10

Umberto D. (1952)

An old guy likes his cute dog.


6/10

127 Hours (2010)

He never pooped.


7/10

The Cove (2009)

I guess I can take Dolphin off my list of animals to eat.

8/10

Wall Street (1987)

Nothing in the 80's was cool.

7/10

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The character that deserves to get laid dies a virgin.

10/10

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Two huge, black shafts versus the world.

10/10

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Nine dudes in the woods playing with jewelry.

10/10

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

Three hours of dudes.

9/10